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Henry's Horrific Nightmares

Hello. You may call me Henry. Henry Sturges. As for who I am, I am a Vampire Hunter Trainer. Not a hunter. I will not destroy any of those creatures of the night for you. That is all you need to know. Nothing more.

What does that mean, “Vampire Hunter Trainer?” It means I train people to destroy the damned, monstrous creatures of the night. No, I will not train any person. Any one is not capable of doing so. It takes quite a lot and only a few, unfortunate people who can do it.

Yes, they are real. No, they are not myths. Get over it. The sooner you do, the more likely you are to live.

If you would like me to train you, submit you analysis report and I will consider it.

Maybe.

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VERY IMPORTANT: 95% of my time RPing is on my phone! This means often times I will reblog as a link, I can not check profiles and I am prone to lapses of time where I simply just vanish. However, if I ever do not reply to you PLEASE know I am not ignoring you, and either send me an ask so I know or like the link or do BOTH.

The last thing I want to do is lose a thread!!!

If you want more information on Henry or his past please check out the "About the Muse" tab. Henry's Headcanons can be triggering, and I would recommend not even trying the Nightmares one if you have a weak stomach or are squeamish.

I LOVE YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH.))

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My pet zebra finch bothering me at work by rudolphsteinkampf.

Heee I wish I had a pet to bother me like this!

First post to break 200k!!

Omg how cute!!!